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FUN PUNS: It pays to proof-read carefully

These headlines actually ran in local newspapers!

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

War Dims Hope for Peace

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Victim

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charges

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

We all need at least one good chuckle a day. I hope these do the trick for you. Many thanks to our good friend from University of Maine days, Hal Wheeler, for sending them along.

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